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post #181 of 1191 (permalink) Old 10-08-2004, 01:13 AM
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Zero... yeah, its a repost, but whats worse is it was posted almost exactly 24 hours before you did.

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it was posted almost exactly 12 hours before you did.

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TURNER BROWN

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE African American guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7
feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right
testicle, Turner Brown."

The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels
down and brings him to, shaking him.

The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little
guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall,
I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3
pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said "Turn
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Zero... yeah, its a repost, but whats worse is it was posted almost exactly 24 hours before you did.
And was posted as the initial post in another thread
Which is why I didn't know it was already in this thread
And then moved as a reply to this thread
Which I didn't think could even be done
Without anybody telling me
And then because I thought my post was deleted
I posted it into a new thread
Which is now locked

WHICH COULD HAVE ALL BEEN AVOIDED IF SOMEBODY HAD JUST TOLD ME MY THREAD WAS MOVED



...Sorry, but now I look like a jerk just because someone else was monkeying around with my posts.

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...Sorry, but now I look like a jerk just because someone else was monkeying around with my posts.

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TURNER BROWN

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE African American guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7
feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right
testicle, Turner Brown."

The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels
down and brings him to, shaking him.

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guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall,
I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3
pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said "Turn
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Just saw this on a civic thread....

"Once the air is compressed, it gets colder..hence more power"



And they were NOT referring to the NAAWWWSSSS
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Just saw this on a civic thread....

"Once the air is compressed, it gets colder..hence more power"



And they were NOT referring to the NAAWWWSSSS

HAHAHA compressing air GENERATES HEAT. Thats when u release pressure that it gets colder u idiots.

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A Russian and an Newfoundland wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold medal.

Before the final match, the Newfie wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished!"

The Newfie nodded in acknowledgment. As the match started, the Newfie and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Newfie and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.

A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen. Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from
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The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"

The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could."

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The husband had just finished reading the book "Man of the House." He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!"

"I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The f***ing funeral director."

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Hey, that guy sounds like me, and the wife sounds like Heather...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

edit: ok, I got one

So a baby seal walks into a club...

I know is already on here, but I just love that one!
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your momma....

.....is SO stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
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A white haired man walked into a jeweler's shop late one Friday, with a beautiful young lady on his side.

"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said.

The jeweler looks through his stock, and takes out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000.

"I don't think you understand ... I want something very unique," he said

At that, the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from the safe.

"Here's one stunning ring at $40,000 The girls' eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.

"How are you paying?"

"I'll pay by check, but of course the bank would want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow, then I'll fetch the ring on Monday."

Monday morning a very pissed off jeweler phones the man. "You bastard, you lied there's no money in that account."

"I know, but can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had."

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