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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 02-03-2017, 05:36 PM Thread Starter
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A rhyme in time may save nine but does not the stain in your seat resign

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Up on the mountains I did go, had some time to just let go.
Toward Monterey on 250 I went, a curve here another there like a dogs hind leg bent.
Boy ol' Betsy was holding the road fine, right up till salt had her slidin' toward the line. Then what to my wondering eyes do I see, big ol' truck starring back at me. That's when the poo came out. I grabbed the wheel quick and I grabbed the wheel then, 'cause another second more and a wreck there'd been. The front end went one way the back end the other. That was when I began to hollar. Next I knew it was this way then that, first front end then back end spinnin' like that. Then finally a grab I did feel and Ol' Betsy came round, headed down the road where I'd been bound. And that's all I have to say 'bout that.

You know it would be nice if they'd post a salted area, came around a blind corner right into the Bonneville Salt flats. I mean I thought it was snow on the road it was so thick. Signed: Stinky
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My favorite lately is:

Oranges and lemons,
Say the bells of St. Clement's.

You owe me five farthings,
Say the bells of St. Martin's.

When will you pay me?
Say the bells of Old Bailey.

When I grow rich,
Say the bells of Shoreditch.

When will that be?
Say the bells of Stepney.

I do not know,
Says the great bell of Bow.

Here comes a candle to light you to bed,
And here comes a chopper to chop off your head!
Chip chop chip chop the last man is dead.

Place where I read that lately and I'll paypal you a beer. (1st only)

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