Holy Crap, they got it on film!
This guy is gonna get the chair, he killed a bicyclist.
....I could have some fun with this in advertising:
1."Mow down a crowd of bikers, AND still be able to slice right through a tomato; the all new Ginzu Merc!"
2."Not your father's hit-and-run-mobile!"
3."Don't drink and drive, you might spill your drink!"
4."Smokey the Bear says: Only you can stamp out bicyclists"
5."Mom, have you ever woke up with that 'not-so-sure-I-remember-plowing-through-a-crowd-of-bicyclists' feeling in the morning?"
6."Buy any case of Coors, and we will throw in a new roll of 'Crime Scene Tape', free of charge!"
7."You can now mow over anything with the All-New " Speeding Mercury Edition" John Deere Lawn Tractor!"
Two cases of really cheap beer: $50
Worn out Mercury Grand Marquis 4-door: $500
Legal fees not covered by the court-appointed lawyer: $5,000
Wondering what kind of 'OH SH*T!' look you had on your face when you woke up in your speeding car, right at the point you hit the bicyclists: priceless