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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-03-2008, 01:51 PM Thread Starter
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Driver-10, bikers-0, plus some morbid jokes

Holy Crap, they got it on film!

This guy is gonna get the chair, he killed a bicyclist.

....I could have some fun with this in advertising:

1."Mow down a crowd of bikers, AND still be able to slice right through a tomato; the all new Ginzu Merc!"

2."Not your father's hit-and-run-mobile!"

3."Don't drink and drive, you might spill your drink!"

4."Smokey the Bear says: Only you can stamp out bicyclists"

5."Mom, have you ever woke up with that 'not-so-sure-I-remember-plowing-through-a-crowd-of-bicyclists' feeling in the morning?"

6."Buy any case of Coors, and we will throw in a new roll of 'Crime Scene Tape', free of charge!"

7."You can now mow over anything with the All-New " Speeding Mercury Edition" John Deere Lawn Tractor!"

Two cases of really cheap beer: $50
Worn out Mercury Grand Marquis 4-door: $500
Legal fees not covered by the court-appointed lawyer: $5,000

Wondering what kind of 'OH SH*T!' look you had on your face when you woke up in your speeding car, right at the point you hit the bicyclists: priceless
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-03-2008, 01:58 PM
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The funny part is they are trying to figure out if he is an American citizen or not, who cares just zap his a$$ he is a loser. I am really surprised the cyclists did not beat him down.

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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-03-2008, 05:32 PM
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They probably will beat him down after the get out the hospital. As for the guy in the car I say lock him up and throw away the key. We had one drunk driving accident in my family.(My mom want drunk, she got hit by a drunk driver.) It dosent need to happen again.

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