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funny(hope it's not repost)

19 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY.

at lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".

put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

in the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

finish all your sentences with: in accordance with the prophecy."

don't use any punctuation.

as often as possible, skip rather than walk.

with a serious face, order a diet water when you go out to eat.

specify that your drive-thru order is"to go."

sing along at the opera.

go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme?

put a mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, "rock bottom."

when the money comes out of the atm, scream " i won, i won!"

tell your children over dinner: "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

AND MY FAVORITE: when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yeliing "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-14-2008, 10:04 AM
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"page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice."

Sad thing is, I can see myself doing that. ;p
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page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
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At least I'm not the only one....

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lol Would like to try this one

at lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

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