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The Perfect Woman...

I was having a discussion with a buddy about the “perfect woman” and it digressed into the “perfect female character” from TV or the movies.

So I was wondering who you guys/gals think would be the “perfect companion” if their character actually existed…. and why you think this.

I’ll start:

Jewel Straite as Kaylee Frye in “Firefly/Serenity”
Very cute
Loves engines and knows how to keep things working with what is available
Innocent
Has no problem with pre-marital sex, but is faithful to her man…


Marisa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vito in “My Cousin Vinny”
Excuse me whilst I drool!!
Knows from memory and experience many things automotive
Willing to date someone shorter than she is (I think she is taller than Joe Pesci, but it might have just been her high heels)…
Has no problem with pre-marital sex, but is faithful to her man…

Lets keep it clean, ok!!!

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Jewel Straite as Kaylee Frye in “Firefly/Serenity”
Very cute
Loves engines and knows how to keep things working with what is available
Innocent
Has no problem with pre-marital sex, but is faithful to her man…


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One of the girls from here.

The one from Married with Children that would pack a lunch for her "boyfriend", make snacks for his friends and watch the game with them. Anyone see that episode?

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....Jewel Straite as Kaylee Frye in “Firefly/Serenity”
Very cute
Loves engines and knows how to keep things working with what is available
Innocent
Has no problem with pre-marital sex, but is faithful to her man…


Marisa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vito in “My Cousin Vinny”
Excuse me whilst I drool!!
Knows from memory and experience many things automotive
Willing to date someone shorter than she is (I think she is taller than Joe Pesci, but it might have just been her high heels)…
Has no problem with pre-marital sex, but is faithful to her man....
I'll go along with either of these (till I find another better one. )


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Can someone alter the Bench Racing smilie to a Bench Lover smilie???


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I was having a discussion with a buddy about the “perfect woman” and it digressed into the “perfect female character” from TV or the movies.

So I was wondering who you guys/gals think would be the “perfect companion” if their character actually existed…. and why you think this.

I’ll start:

Jewel Straite as Kaylee Frye in “Firefly/Serenity”
Very cute
Loves engines and knows how to keep things working with what is available
Innocent
Has no problem with pre-marital sex, but is faithful to her man…

you know what sucks? I had one of them.

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Can someone alter the Bench Racing smilie to a Bench Lover smilie???


LOL!

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Well, maybe not worthless but it'd sure be a lot better!


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jenna jameson........need i say more?
Figured you'd be more into the Aurora Snow/Jenna Haze type. But I digress.

Just kidding y'all.


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Figured you'd be more into the Aurora Snow/Jenna Haze type. But I digress.

Just kidding y'all.

jenna haze, yes....aurora snow..doesnt do anything for me.




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Can someone alter the Bench Racing smilie to a Bench Lover smilie???


LOL!
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The perfect woman... no teeth, 3ft. tall and a flat spot on her head for your drink!! I heard that one YEARS ago.
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Or maybe.

Mona Lisa Vito from My Cousin Vinnie.

D.A. Jim Trotter: Now, Ms. Vito, being an expert on general automotive knowledge, can you tell me... what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?
Mona Lisa Vito: That's a bull**** question.
D.A. Jim Trotter: Does that mean that you can't answer it?
Mona Lisa Vito: It's a bull**** question, it's impossible to answer.
D.A. Jim Trotter: Impossible because you don't know the answer!
Mona Lisa Vito: Nobody could answer that question!
D.A. Jim Trotter: Your Honor, I move to disqualify Ms. Vito as an expert witness!
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Can you answer the question?
Mona Lisa Vito: No, it is a trick question!
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Why is it a trick question?
Vinny Gambini: [to Bill] Watch this.
Mona Lisa Vito: 'Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '63. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.
D.A. Jim Trotter: Well... uh... she's acceptable, Your Honor.
Vinny Gambini: Ms. Vito, it has been argued by me, the defense, that two sets of guys met up at the Sac-O-Suds, at the same time, driving identical metallic mint green 1964 Buick Skylark convertibles. Now, can you tell us by what you see in this picture, if the defense's case holds water?
[Lisa examines the picture]
Vinny Gambini: Ms. Vito, please answer the question: does the defense's case hold water?
Mona Lisa Vito: No! The defense is wrong!
Vinny Gambini: Are you sure?
Mona Lisa Vito: I'm positive.
Vinny Gambini: How could you be so sure?
Mona Lisa Vito: Because there is no way that these tire marks were made by a '64 Buick Skylark convertible. These marks were made by a 1963 Pontiac Tempest.
D.A. Jim Trotter: Objection, Your Honor! Can we clarify to the court whether the witness is stating opinion or fact?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: This is your opinion?
Mona Lisa Vito: It's a fact!
Vinny Gambini: I find it hard to believe that this kind of information could be ascertained simply by looking at a picture!
Mona Lisa Vito: Would you like me to explain?
Vinny Gambini: I would love to hear this!
Judge Chamberlain Haller: So would I.
Mona Lisa Vito: The car that made these two, equal-length tire marks had positraction. You can't make these marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark!
Vinny Gambini: And why not? What is positraction?
Mona Lisa Vito: It's a limited slip differential which distributes power equally to both the right and left tires. The '64 Skylark had a regular differential, which, anyone who's been stuck in the mud in Alabama knows, you step on the gas, one tire spins, the other tire does nothing.
[the jury members nod, with murmurs of "yes," "that's right," etc]
Vinny Gambini: Is that it?
Mona Lisa Vito: No, there's more! You see where the left tire mark goes up on the curb and the right tire mark stays flat and even? Well, the '64 Skylark had a solid rear axle, so when the left tire would go up on the curb, the right tire would tilt out and ride along its edge. But that didn't happen here. The tire mark stayed flat and even. This car had an independent rear suspension. Now, in the '60's, there were only two other cars made in America that had positraction, and independent rear suspension, and enough power to make these marks. One was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark. The other had the same body length, height, weight, wheel base, and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was the 1963 Pontiac Tempest.
Vinny Gambini: And because both cars were made by GM, were both cars available in metallic mint green paint?
Mona Lisa Vito: They were!
Vinny Gambini: Thank you, Ms. Vito. No more questions. Thank you very much.
[kissing her hands]
Vinny Gambini: You've been a lovely, lovely witness.

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He he. Watched that last week.

I just can't stand that dress she's wearing when she says her biological clock is going *TICK* *TICK* *TICK*!

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