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chuck norris passes away

chuck norris passed away

follow the link.

http://cnn.rofflecopter.net/
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chuck norris passed away

follow the link.

http://cnn.rofflecopter.net/
Hardy har har! VERY FUNNY! Is it me, or does he resemble Danny Bonneduche (sp?), and/or visa versa?!!?!?!?!

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Heres a fun fact on ole Chucky....when he does push-ups, he doesn't push his body up, he pushes the earth down. True story.

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The link was broken. It would probably be funny had the link worked. But I don't think is ever a good idea to joke about someone passing away. Just my opinion.

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But I don't think is ever a good idea to joke about someone passing away. Just my opinion.

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chuck norris thread

The thread was a cnn spoof. It said that he had a massive heartattack while working out, having sex with his wife, fighthing 3 ninjas and playing with his son. It also said in the atopsy that chuck had no heart and was not human.

The thread was working when I posted it.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because hes afraid of the dark, its because the dark's afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because hes afraid of the dark, its because the dark's afraid of Chuck Norris.
hahahah i love that one
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Have any of you read Chucks Autobiography? He wrote it before anyone (including Chuck) had even heard of "Walker, Texas Ranger". Its a great read.


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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuk down.

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It was a good one about the night light, but you're mistaken, Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
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