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TOP 10 REASONS WHY CARS ARE BETTER THEN WOMEN!!!!!!! feel free to add ur own.

well after seeing some threads on how some chicks did my some of my fellow t-bird buddies dirty imma vent off here too. my crazy *** ex gf ****ed up my chances of getting with a former coworker. she keeps calling my old job and calling the girl's cellphone. im like 2 seconds from either catching her *** with a rock bottom ( for those wrestling fans out there) or letting my two dogs handle it. i have a 105 lb+ Akita and a 16 month old Fila Brasilerio at about 120lb right now (still growing) itchin to bite. since i cant do neither i decided to vent off here. so here are my top 10 reasons y cars r better then women:


10) Cars arent gold diggers. they dont care how much money u have

9) Cars can care less what you smell or look like

8) You take care of your car and they will take of you.

7) It's much easier to get your car up to your liking, as supposed to stubborn females.

6) They dont complain if your at out late, just give her some 93 octane and she's happy.

5) They dont get mad when you look at other cars and say " that **** is hot".

4) Whether you want to do a all nighter or have a cheap thrill, she's always there wanting more.

3) There's nothing wrong with switching rides when your tired of them.

2) You will never get tired of spending on them. (cosmetic wise)

1) And the number one reason why cars are better then women, like my man Ludacris said in DUB magazine, guys love spending money on their cars cause "they dont talk back". thats right THEY DONT ****ING TALK BACK.!!!!

Now my fellow my t-bird brothers let this be a code we go by. maybe this be your bible. these r ur 10 commandments. now excuse me, imma go look for another chick. feel free to add ur own.
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Can't ***k your car, though.
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cuz you can beat on your car all night and they won't call the cops !!!! lmfao just kidding I would never ever hit a woman and neither should you.

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Can't ***k your car, though.
Don't go there, I know there is one video circling around here.


edit: and here it is http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=432

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Your car wont try and change you

She dont care if you go out with the guys and leave her at home

Wont mind if you buy her something frome Wally world

Day at the "spa" costs five bucks

Your never waitin on your car, when you need to leave at 6 you leave at 6

"She aint a Cadillac and she aint a Rolls, but there aint nothin wrong with the radio"

Of course everyone loves a hard worker, they do all the work!

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my car didn't mind that I left it sitting for 2 1/2 years, now ignore a woman for 2 1/2 days....

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Cheaper to maintain and keep happy.
Never complains about the weather.
You don't need to feed them or clean up after them.
Always happy to see the inlaws.
They don't complain when you spend the night out with another.
Always in the right mood.
Loves your style of music and never complains about the volume.
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Your car doesn't mind when you ride another........

You want her to be quiet.....just turn off the key.

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cars dont go off and **** two guys in the same night

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cars dont go off and **** two guys in the same night

Wrong, two guys, parking lot, Pizza Hut, 10°, starter LOL = 2 guys = screwed......

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lol, i suppose ur right on that one, but u get what i mean.

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when you want to have some fun with the car you can at any given time, when you want to have fun with a female you gotta wait til she's in the mood

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It's easier to figure out what's wrong with a car than a woman

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No doubt. If the car is low on gas, oil, volts, coolant, whatever, it tells me so. Women need built-in gauges--don't expect us to know what you want without you telling us first.

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Can't ***k your car, though.

ur soo right on that one. thats the only thing a woman will have over a car.

yo that video is ridiciously funny.

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1. A car always wants to "go for a ride".
2. A car only whines when something is REALLY wrong.
3. A car doesn't get jealous when you look at other cars.

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only similarities is that when you have a fast one and you degrade to a slow one its like going from bein with a chick that loves to fock 24/7 to one that is an effin prude.

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1)Your car is much easier to get a quickie out of than your girlfriend. (Quick jont around the block)
2)Your car is easier to get "wide open"
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3)She's always ready for you to get up and get on it, unlike your girlfriend who doesnt want anything to do with it.
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A car will never ask "do I look fat w/ these ground fx?", and then refuse to start when you're honest about it

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My Dad's advice: The only good woman in this world was your mother and she probably drove your old man nuts.
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but cars dont have boobies!
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